(night)crawlers - Mother Nature f***s Graveyard Grooving

After weeks of planning by the king of JC entertainment, 'The Ghost of... Uncle Joe's Halloween Benefit' has been moved out of the graveyard and into Gallery 58. Dancing Tony released a statement on his blog citing Mother Nature's sudden winter wrath as the reason for the move.

The upside: All monies collected will go to the JC & Harsimus Cemetery and Dancing Tony will be dancing to that killer lineup.

The downside: Your once a year chance at grooving amongst graves must wait another year.

The verdict: Get your costume on and rock the f**k out. I'll see you there.

the Ghost of Uncle Joe's Halloween Benefit for the Historic JC & Harsimus Cemetery @ Gallery 58
Sat Oct 29th $10 Donation

Gates 5 pm
5:30 First Resurrection
10:00 Final Burial

5:30 Vice Presidents of the USA - [Zac Quayle, Gerry Agnew, and Robert Gore]
6:15 Nirvana [Friends of Chewie]
7:00 The Faces [The Milwaukees]
7:45 U2 [The Black Hollies]
8:30 The Cure [Robert and the Blacksmyths] 
9:15 The Ramones [Glenn D & the Lodi 3] 
all night with Jam Master Jay [DJ Scott FREE]

SORRY THE GO-GO'S ARE ON VACATION

10:30 Zombie Parade to the Lamp Post


After Life Party with
1:10 Smashing Pumpkins - Meet/Pause
12:30 Weezer - They Had Faces Then 
11:50 Foo Fighters - Holy City Zoo
11:10 The Talking Heads - Aminal
10:30 The Exploding Hearts [ JC Tattoo Employee Friends with Benefits Plan]

(FYI)nformation - Moms vs. Ben & Jerry's Balls

The 1 Million Moms group, a Christian organization known for tackling the most pressing issues, have come out in protest over Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls. Calling the new ice cream flavor 'vulgar,' the moms can no longer sit quietly as Vermont's Finest gets its "Saturday Night Live" homage on. The group was already stark raving mad when Ben and Jerry came out of the closet with "Hubby Hubby," the world's first gay themed ice cream. Ben and Jerry are clearly trying to inoculate our kids into gluttonous, cream-loving mo's.

Monica Cole the spokesperson for the Mississippi based group stated that they are putting a lot of pressure on retailers to resist the lure of Schweddy Balls . When asked about Ben and Jerry's Scweddy Balls, Cole responded, "I realize it could be a lot worse, but are they going to get progressively worse if we don't say something?" Exactly.

Never mind that Mississippi ranks worst in the U.S. in science and engineering or the fact that it has the highest poverty rate in the nation. The 1 Million Moms group knows what matters most when it comes to their children's future. Please join the 1 Million Moms group and me when we boycott the cumquat.

Read the full News article here: Some stores freezing out Ben & Jerry's new flavor

PostScript: I read a fair amount of useless information. I feel like sharing.

Also: It's been a while since I've blogged.